March 2012
richwhitelesbian:
if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
Cosmo sex tip #301:
reachintoherguts:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
my god
jpierrepontcriss:
you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?
actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away
so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
wrists:
Lesbians take “if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends” to a whole other level.
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Watchellosteph:
This is wonderful. the girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um… Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. Made my day.
This is too cute.
